ANNA ANNA GLAMOROUS ANNA! You're so bodacious! (amadruadaboleyn) wrote,
ANNA ANNA GLAMOROUS ANNA! You're so bodacious!
amadruadaboleyn

Friends-Only Now, Bitches!

NOW mostly KINDA largely FRIENDS-ONLY

BECAUSE YOU ARE PROBABLY A JERK


Comment to be added and prove you're not a jerk. Yep.




Ten Top Trivia Tips about Your Mom!

  1. Your Mom can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak.
  2. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Your Mom floating in their swimming pools.
  3. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Your Mom.
  4. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Your Mom.
  5. Until the 1960s, Your Mom was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
  6. More people are killed by Your Mom each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
  7. Your Mom has a bifurcated penis.
  8. Europe is the only continent that lacks Your Mom.
  9. Native Americans never actually ate Your Mom; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!
  10. Your Mom is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.
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